We Cleaned a Sydney Public Toilet — Here’s What Happened

We’ll spare the worst photos. But here’s the truth: cleaning a Sydney public toilet is not for the faint of heart.

Here’s what went down:

🧻 1. Human-Level Chaos

Graffiti, busted soap dispensers, paper in the vents (???), and what we can only describe as “tiled regret.” It took 3 people 2.5 hours.

💉 2. Biohazard Everywhere

Used tissues, drug paraphernalia, and unflushable… objects. We came in with hazmat gloves and ozone machines. Not exaggerating.

💨 3. Smell Is a Science

Mopping with bleach just made it worse. We used negative ion scent diffusers and sealed drain traps to eliminate the stench permanently.

🧽 4. The Visual Transformation Was Wild

Tiles that looked brown turned out to be light grey. One passerby said, “I thought they’d redone the bathroom.” Nope — just Ultrix.

🛑 5. It’s Now on a Weekly Roster

The council re-booked us for weekly maintenance. “We should’ve done this years ago,” they admitted.

📣 Call to Action

If we can make a Sydney public toilet sparkle — imagine what we can do for your business. Ultrix. No surface left behind.

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