Building the Ultimate Cleaner (NBA 2K-Style Stats Edition)

Let’s have fun — if we could design the GOAT cleaner like a video game character, here’s how we’d stat them:

💪 Strength – 87

They’re lifting commercial bins, dragging vacs up stairs, and loading mops like warriors. No weak wrists allowed.

⚡ Speed – 91

Time is money. Our best cleaners move quick without cutting corners. Think: cardio meets choreography.

🧠 Attention to Detail – 99

This is the core stat. The best cleaners catch the fingerprint on the back of the microwave no one else sees.

🤐 Discretion – 94

Seen it all. Said nothing. Whether it’s weird Airbnb items or passive-aggressive staff notes — they stay cool and clean.

🌿 Eco Knowledge – 88

Knows how to neutralise odours without toxins, and which natural products work best on what surface.

Bonus Trait: 📱 “Scan to Clock” Mastery – 100% punctual, paperless, and accountable.

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