The Most Bizarre Cleaning Request We've Ever Gotten in Darlinghurst

We’ve been asked to:

• Clean a club after a foam party 🫧

• Scrub a full dance floor using just eucalyptus oil

• Clean one single toilet — “but like, really clean it. Like hotel-clean.”

• Remove bird droppings from a chandelier 😳

But one request stands out:

A client asked us to “gently wipe down” 17 taxidermy animals inside a 1920s-style private venue — without moving or rotating any of them.

Here’s how we made it work:

🦉 1. We Made Custom Cotton-Tip Applicators

We literally built Q-tips on wooden sticks to dust small areas like glass eyes and horn ridges.

💡 2. We Used Light-Safe Oils

We couldn’t use water or alcohol — so we sourced a museum-safe wood oil for polish.

🧼 3. We Documented Everything

We created a 17-point checklist with photos for the client’s insurer. Cleaners + admin = Ultrix difference.

😎 4. Client Left a 5-Star Review

“Ultrix handled our fragile, weird, and antique collection with precision and humour. Would book again.”

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