The 7 Most Disgusting Things We’ve Found While Cleaning Sydney Offices
We’ve seen things. Unspeakable things. But we’re going to speak them.
Sydney’s offices might look polished on the outside, but underneath the desks, in boardroom corners, and inside fridge drawers? Whole horror movies.
Here’s the real list. Warning: not for the faint-hearted.
1. 🍝 A 3-week-old Tupperware of lasagna in a bottom drawer — with maggots
2. 🧦 Mouldy gym socks under a CFO’s desk
3. 🪳 A family of cockroaches living behind a company fridge
4. 🧃 A carton of milk in a filing cabinet drawer — from 2021
5. 😷 14 used face masks shoved behind a monitor
6. 🐁 A dead mouse behind the skirting of a boardroom wall
7. 💻 A keyboard so sticky we had to wear gloves just to move it
😬 Why This Stuff Happens
Cleaners rush and skip corners
No checklist = no accountability
Employees get gross when no one’s watching
🧼 What Ultrix Does
Under-desk and fridge protocols
Weekly spot inspections
Team signoffs and before/after photos
We don’t just vacuum and bounce. We clean what people pretend isn’t there.
📣 Call to Action
If your cleaner’s never lifted your fridge or looked behind your desk, it’s time for a walkthrough. We’ll show you the horror before your clients do.