Do You Clean Like a Virgo? Cleaning Styles Based on Star Signs
Because the stars might explain why your coworker won’t wipe the microwave.
Let’s admit it: not all messes are created equal, and not all people handle them the same. Some of us rage-mop to techno at 9am. Some of us “forget” our cleaning responsibilities for three months straight. Why? Is it laziness? Upbringing? A secret rebellion against structured domesticity?
Or… could it be astrology?
At Ultrix, we’ve cleaned hundreds of commercial spaces across Sydney’s Inner West — gyms, cafes, offices, clinics — and we’ve started to notice the signs. Literally. Your star sign might be influencing how you clean.
So here it is: your definitive, slightly savage guide to cleaning habits by zodiac sign — based on real-life observations, speculation, and far too much incense.
♍ Virgo — The Micromanager
Let’s start with the obvious. Virgos don’t clean. They curate order. They vacuum in straight lines. They use colour-coded cloths. They clean before the cleaner comes. If you share a workspace with a Virgo, don’t touch their desk. Ever. They’ll know. They're probably an Ultrix client already — and the kind that leaves a five-paragraph review.
♐ Sagittarius — The Escapist
“Didn’t we just clean like… two weeks ago?” It’s been four months. Sag is too busy planning their next trip to Bali to worry about mold in the fridge. Their desk is 60% unopened mail and 40% oat latte cups. They’re fun at parties, but don’t leave them in charge of the staff bathroom roster.
♑ Capricorn — The Authority
Capricorns run the cleaning schedule. They made it. Laminated it. Printed it. Then got passive-aggressive when no one followed it. They don’t mind doing the dirty work, but they’ll definitely keep score. They're also the one who cleans silently while judging you. Every office has one. Respect it.
♌ Leo — The Show-Off Wiper
They don’t always clean… but when they do, they make sure everyone sees it. They’ll post a pic on Slack. Use extra citrus spray. Maybe blast Beyoncé while mopping. Leos are cleaning peacocks. They do it for applause. But honestly, the space looks and smells amazing, so we’re not mad.
♋ Cancer — The Emotional Soaker
Cancers will cry while cleaning. They’ll find a broken mug and spiral. Cleaning is memory for them. Nostalgia. Grief. A ritual. They’re the ones who light a candle afterward and say “that feels better” like they just saged bad vibes off the mop. You want a Cancer on your team when everything’s gross — they’ll handle it gently.
♈ Aries — The Rage Mopper
They don’t schedule cleans. They clean when mad. The mop is loud. The spray is aggressive. They are physically rearranging the world through Clorox. Aries will deep clean the kitchen at 8:50am on a Monday just to avoid confrontation. They’re efficient. Intense. And terrifying.
♉ Taurus — The Scent Snob
Taurus loves comfort and luxury. They will clean… but only with $14.99 eucalyptus linen spray and boutique cleaning products made from hand-squeezed lemons and angel tears. Their desk always smells good. Their vibe is immaculate. But they’ll never take out the bins. That’s someone else’s energy.
♊ Gemini — The Forgetter
“Wait, it was my turn?” Yes. Yes it was. Gemini started cleaning, got distracted, went to check their phone, answered an email, then left the mop in the sink. There’s always a Gemini on every team — charming, energetic, full of excuses, and a hazard to your cleaning schedule.
♎ Libra — The Passive Cleaner
Libras hate mess and conflict. Which means they’ll clean in secret and never bring it up. “It’s fine, I’ll just do it,” they whisper while scrubbing the toilet with silent resentment. They just want everyone to get along — and the only way they know how is by wiping surfaces while sighing audibly.
♓ Pisces — The Dreamer
Pisces wants to clean. They just… get distracted thinking about climate change while holding a duster. They’ll spend an hour folding paper towels into origami swans instead of wiping down the mirrors. You love them. But maybe don’t let them near bleach.
♒ Aquarius — The Innovator
Aquarius doesn’t follow traditional cleaning methods. They use vinegar and essential oils. They tried a mop hack they saw on TikTok. They have ideas. Some work. Some don’t. Once made a “homemade air freshener” using fennel and regret. You let them try because honestly, it's never boring.
✅ Whether You’re a Virgo or a Gemini, You Still Need a Pro
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