Confessions of a Cleaner: The Weirdest Things We've Found on the Job

Commercial cleaning isn’t just toilets and floors. Sometimes, it’s... wild.

Here are the weirdest things our Ultrix team has ever found in real Sydney venues:

😳 Top 5 Real Finds:

1. A taxidermy squirrel with Ray-Bans — on a nightclub DJ booth

2. A hidden safe taped under a Pilates reformer (empty… we checked)

3. A karaoke machine plugged into a bathroom outlet

4. Over 100 protein bar wrappers inside a couch

5. A 3-foot cutout of Mr. Bean — facing the wall

💬 Staff Confessions:

“The squirrel didn’t scare me — it was the fact it had a name tag.” — Ultrix cleaner, Inner West

“Someone left an open jar of pickles in a drawer. Unrefrigerated. For weeks.”

We’ve seen it all. And we still clean it with care.

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Want cleaners who clean without judgment (even if your office hides squirrels)? That’s us. Ultrix.